Damn fantastic!!
There are so many funny bits here that it's hard to quote just one or two.
"the king's a thing with a ring on a string" - Most of us have trouble saying stuff like that fast.
I love the ending. everyone dies really fast, followed by a really happy "THE END!"
btw. I am a fishmonger who is a tornado in disguise. bwahhhh!!
-BRILLIANT!-